Humpty Dumpty

If humpty dumpty was an ostrich egg, his fall would be equal to a small massacre of chickens. This is because one ostrich egg is equal to twenty four chicken eggs.
If the egg came before the chicken and an ostrich egg came rolling along, it would crush the chicken egg and we wouldn't even know what chickens are today.
Comparatively, the ratio of egg to animal is reasonably similar.
If birds were pornstars and the egg white and yolk were their ejaculate, an ostrich would be Austin Powers and a chicken would be Steve Zissou.