"I just bought a ped."
"OH NO!"
"OH YES!"
was the conversation I had with one of my best boys in Chicago. He snaked a 90s tomos off ebay and will soon be the proud owner of a moped. Jelousy sets in. Gas prices feel heavier. And I just want to go purchase a helmet and drop a lease on a Ruck*.
"What you planning on doing with that thing?"
"..." I thought he had left his house to charge the streets of Chicago with earbuds in and helmet locked. Life has a serious new hobby. But wait...
"Damn. I just talked to the guy I bought it from. Redneck. Epic."
*Honda Ruckus - a 49cc moped with external framing and dual external can lights.
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